CANADA “CLIMATE CHANGE MINISTER” GUILBEAULT DOESN’T THINK CANADA IS COLD ENOUGH!
The last two weeks have seen a flurry of remarkable statements fly out of the mouths of Canada’s trust fund Prime Minister and his Minister of “Climate Change”, serial criminal trespasser, Steven Guilbeault. According to Mrs. Guilbeault’s little boy, Stevie, Canada can’t have any new roads because “roads cause climate change” AND we need to take billions of tax dollars to pollute the atmosphere with calcium carbonate (CaCO3) because … wait for it… CANADA ISN’T COLD ENOUGH!
Apparently, Guilbeault thinks the words “Minister of Climate Change” give him the mandate to take billions of Canadian tax dollars to pollute the atmosphere with CaCO3 by making it much colder and potentially triggering a new ice age.
Last week, the Gibbering Guilbeault breathlessly announced that notwithstanding record immigration causing a massive housing shortage “emergency” that Canada will not build any new roads to service Canada’s surging population. The patent foolishness of this announcement coupled with a complete lack of consultation with provincial governments forced Prime Minister Trudeau on the road to do damage control.
In what could only be seen as a desperate attempt to gaslight his few remaining Alberta supporters, Trudeau did an interview in Edmonton, Alberta with podcaster Ryan Jesperson. During this podcast, Trudeau delusionally blamed a “right wing” conspiracy, traditional supply and demand resource economics and energy companies for “ripping off workers”.
Trudeau also took this opportunity to backtrack on The Gibbering Guilbeault’s road construction ban by referencing the Yellowhead Highway 16 Twinning Project, without actually clarifying that Guilbeault’s announcement that no new federal funding will be made available for road construction in favor of “climate change spending” isn’t in fact official Liberal-Communist Party of China/Canada policy.
To his credit, during the Jesperson interview, Trudeau showed a remarkable amount of self-awareness when he referred to himself and members of his government as “eastern bastards”. This was in the context of denying that Alberta’s economic woes were a result of a plot being carried out by “eastern bastards” as opposed to “right wing politicians” – or people who stubbornly cling to frivolous concepts taught in Departments of Economics at every major Canadian University. Obviously, if we could have all just attended Drama School or got a Certificate in Snow Board Instruction, we would all know (like they did in the former Weimar Republic) that money was in endless supply. We would understand that balanced budgets were for chumps and that 50% tax rates on the working middle class to pay for an ever-expanding government sector, government debt interest payments and social welfare for anyone merely uninterested in private sector employment was the key to a healthy vibrant economy that provides maximum happiness and freedom to its citizens.
Needless to say the complete ignorance of 90% of Canadians of the basic principles of Drama School Economics is what is causing Trudeau’s popularity to sink to new lows. It’s not HIS fault. It is our fault as Canadians that we are so stupid. We are so stupid that we can’t understand that allowing 2 million immigrants a year will cause a massive housing crisis. We are so backward that we can’t understand that ballooning government spending, borrowing and increases in the money supply don’t cause inflation.
Canadians are so ignorant that we can’t understand that when Stevie Guilbeault and his buddy Bill Gates want to MAKE CANADA COLDER by polluting the atmosphere with CaC03 without our consent that this is exactly what we elected Justin Trudeau to do. Canadians are so backward that they think that if Canada were colder, we would have to burn more natural gas to keep from freezing to death.
If we would all just stop listening to “right wing” politicians like Danielle Smith and embrace Drama School Economics, we would be so much happier every time Trudeau and the Gibbering Guilbeault announced their latest scheme to make our lives more miserable.
“Eastern Bastards” indeed.
Jeffrey R.W. Rath, B.A. (Hons.), LL.B. (Hons.)
Foothills, Alberta
23 February, 2024